A who?Yes a Who!
Not a when? From Whensville?
Or a What? From Whatsville?
NO, IDIOT! Don't you get it?
From Whosville! A Who!
Who cares?
And oh yes by around 1953 they were becoming aware of all sorts of little creepy crawlies crawling through the under dirt. Did you know that 80% of the dust in our homes is dead skin cells? And did you know that there are tiny little horrible looking creatures called dust mites that live on them thar dead skin cells which look like nice big crunchy pieces of corn-flake! Which accounts for much of the allergies, sinus and upper respiratory problems a lot of us experience if we do not dust often enough. And did you know that that very same dust gets trapped on the mucous lining the trachea and bronchii which then gets wafted up by tiny little hairs called cilia (which, if you are a smoker gets damaged and therefore does not clean your lungs effectively leading to smokers cough) into the oesophagus which then goes down into the stomach and gets digested!!
We eat dust?
YES, IDIOT! Dont you get it!
Who cares?
YOU should.
So now you have just had a quick Biology lesson - so maybe some good has come of this utterly made-for-Saturday-morning-15 second-byte-ADD-child-minding-movie.
The sequences skip and jump randomly. Who cares? Except for the Kangaroo who seems to be on ritilin, everyone else is on hyper-dooper-sooper-Americana-scream-at-you-in-case-you-think-the-movie-is-vacuous-really-reality!
Who cares?
I do.
Because it is.
Never again shall I ever doubt my instinct.
